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>O, Bond with Star
You were tempted to use L at first, admittedly, but you rather not have any more Presley issues, thank you very much. The bored, apathetic robot goes straight to the cell.
<span class="mu-i">The show will start soon.</span>
The magician is busy spinning her cane around, not bothering to pay attention to the robot.
Employee O pulls out her notepad and begins scribbling down some notes.
O: Attention. I am here to talk to you.
The magician stops spinning her cane.
ANOMALY: Another robot to play with? I thought I already had the hound dog to mess with.
O: I am simply here to talk.
ANOMALY: Alright. About what?
O: That show you performed. It was unlike anything my programming is able to process.
O: What exactly was that?
ANOMALY: Honey. I know you're a buncha bolts but that wasn't my doing, really.
ANOMALY: I do what the audience and the author wants. I simply prepare for the show itself.
O: Audience?
ANOMALY: What's the point of doing a show if no one's watching, dingus?
<span class="mu-r">She bonks the robot on the head with her cane.</span> Due to the android being an android, it doesn't do anything.
O: Ouch.
O: Understandable. Though I do understand why you imply the audience controls you.
ANOMALY: The show must go on. Aren't you programmed to understand this or are you one of the stupid types?
ANOMALY: It was nice to perform for someone a bit more...personal. Relatable? Hard to describe.
O: Are you referring to the sandstorm?
ANOMALY: Yep! Those containment cells are a right bastard to break into, can't exactly enter them willy nilly.
ANOMALY: Nice to be able to interact with one directly.
O: Anomalous entities interacting with other anomalous entities is always an interesting data point.
O: It's odd to talk to an anomaly who is aware of themselves.
ANOMALY: Hey, the brain is the sexiest part of a woman. Followed by the soul. That's what I was told by the nightclubbers.
O: I have no soul, sadly.
ANOMALY: Luckily, I'm not like that boring Reminder fella. I'm fine with you funny robots roaming around.
ANOMALY: Just make yourself entertaining for me, hmm?
O: Hm?
She snaps her fingers at the robot with an odd, <span class="mu-b">slightly bewildered smile.</span>
ANOMALY: Make yourself entertaining?
O: I do not see the point of you snapping your fingers at me.
ANOMALY: Huh. Usually that works on your kind. Oh well.
ANOMALY: This is honestly more interesting than what I was expecting.
O: Whatever you say, anomaly. I believe this is the end of our run, is it not?
ANOMALY: I suppose it is. I need to prepare for the show. Unless you want to help?
O: Currently, we are not lacking employee mor-
ANOMALY: Okay, that's a cool story. Exit stage left, please?
Employee O takes the hint and exits the containment cell before the anomaly does anything.
Hm. That finger snapping thing she tried doing. Oddly familiar.