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"She mostly just taught us Fire Flower and Ice Potato Recipes..." you mumble out loud while you lock up some of your Items in...
>Storage: x2 Meteor Meals, TURBO Slugger, Coco Pop
Travelling down the road from Toad Town to Shiver Snowfield, you hop down a green pipe and enter the Sick Sick Sewers.
On the pipe ride you mention to your companions "I actually OWN these sewers here, fellas. Just watch how I finesse these chumps and big league them all, bwa ha ha ha, I'm the KING and this is my domain!"
You plop out from the pipe at a high speed. Someone took out the elbow connector and you fall dozens of feet from the sky safely into a pile of garbage bags. A Goomba walking by, says "wassup", and continues walking, while you lie in banana peels and rotten shroom stems.
"Lookin' good boys, keep it up," you say to the empty guard station. It actually looks fucking awful down here. All your Coin Boxes and Mystery Boxes are looted. Some of the Goombas outright sleep on the job, and none of them or wearing their Spike Hats, it looks like they left them home. The Trash Heaps have Upgraded to Trash Mounds, they look like they've been eating Supernova Tokens.
The pipe to Shiver Snowfield is just ahead, through the muck and rubble.
Kammy is snickering at you again.
Grr...
Grubba uses his fedora as cover from the smell.
An average Goomba with a big snot bubble is snoozing at the foot of a broken brick wall near the blue pipe. You kick him over, he startles afoot and stumbles awake.
"Grarr! What is meaning of this?"
"Lord Bowser!!!!!" The Goomba squeals.
"What happened here??"
"I 'unno."
"Grrrr... Quit being disrespectful to your King!!"
"Oh... Well, uhh... Not sure how to say this but... We all quit a long time ago when you stopped paying us. We decided we'd just continue living here since we didn't have anywhere else to go... Didn't you receive our letter? Hmm, that's weird."
"Erm... Uh... Which castle did you send it to?" You sheepishly ask.
"...No! A-HA-HA! Don't tell me you're foreclosing your castles now!"
"...Look, the economy of the Mush-," you start.
The Goomba interrupts: "Hey, uh, do you think we could work for you again down here in Sick Sick Sewers? Of course, we have conditions. You gotta pay us our back pay and 3 months in advance, and we'll track down new Items for the Blocks and clean this place up, as well as man the guard posts. What do you say?"
>Agree (-162 Coins)
>Respectfully Decline
>Disrespectfully Decline
Current Total Coins: 396