>>5183750I think that's a small risk, backflips are pretty hard. On the very slim chance that there are kids agile enough to do more than one backflip for every 10 kids I have a plan to avoid money problems. We just said they get a free small pizza. If we make it really small we can make it work.
>>5183751Cyanide was an option to buy so presumably yes. Although I don't know how badly we'd have to poison them, probably to the point of internal bleeding. At that point it'd be less of a bad PR move to kill and bury a kid in the woods so I don't think we should try it, but if other people are for poisoning kids I'll support it.
