>>5907268>>5907269>>5907272>>5907275>>5907277"Hey... um... what's with that cross on the wall?" You ask.
"Oh! That's a Priestian symbol. We have it up because we're... well... Priestians!" Jeff explains.
Oh shit. Don't Priestians hate gods or something? This could be bad.
"Don't worry though, we ain't gonna waste your time with all that 'gods are bad' stuff. We're sure you're a fine young man!"
"Oh..." You say. "Okay. Why not tell me about your... uh.. selves then."
"Well, you know our names already. There's not too much to say. Me and Margeret have been living out here for well on 13 years now. We moved here after I got back from the army. Met Margeret at one of them Priestian functions."
James chimes in. "Why not tell us about you, Mr. Life? What do you do?"
Uh oh.
"Um... uh... umm... Did you know that there's uh... mercury in fish... or something... and lots of mercury can... uh... kill you?"
Jeff frowns. "Well, that is an interesting fact and all, but we asked about you, Mr. Life!"
>Talk>Question the cross on the wall>Ask about themselves>Tell about self>Change the subject>Kill them>Mess with them>Eat>Do something else 