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>A2/Adama, F/Felix, Q, and V/Vincent to Extraction with Sense. Grab Yesterday's Promise, grab some snacks, grabs the shades, prepare to watch some cooking shows. Security on standby.
The three non-security members approach the containment cell with the necessary supplies. Felix joins them after pulling off his sick-covered glove and giving the floor prone Jack a small bit of meat. Q's suit is clean, so you can guess who was the target.
A2: Why exactly are we using a chef's hat on a TV?
Employee V shrugs. He's holding the PARADIGM in question, while Q has the shades slid on his face.
V: Guess we're watching some cooking channels?
Employee Q drops the chef's hat onto the TV. He slips on a set of pink/yellow shades.
F: Well, we're about to see.
Before anyone can even react, the TV instantly turns on the moment the hat settles.
An overweight man with a chef's uniform stands in front of a messy kitchen.
When he opens his mouth, a weird accent laces his words.
ANOMALY: "Itsame, you know. Now, I know what you're gonna say. Oi, we got an una saccente on the screen."
ANOMALY: "Well listen here, wise guy. You think I don't know my shit? Chiudere il becco!"
ANOMALY: "Now, I'm gonna show you how to cook. And you can't handle the heat, get out."
The camera follows the overweight chef over to a pile of indistinct ingredients.
Bright blue meat, weirdly stringy purple stuff, and pitch black flour.
ANOMALY: "To understand the weird, you gotta cook the weird. You gotta know what's weird and what's not."
Employee V's face really does say how he feels about it. Employee F and A2 flinch when they look over.
ANOMALY: "Hey, actual knock off! Mommy issue freak! Look over here!"
A2: What the fuck?
F: Huh?
ANOMALY: "Oh, you think you can just not watch my show?"
Employee Q steps in to hopefully defuse the scenario.
Q: Now, now. This is a misunderstanding. They were just checking up on someone.
ANOMALY: "Oh, oh, someone. Okay, okay. I get you. I fucking get you."
ANOMALY: "ACTUALLY I THINK I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS!"
V: Can you at least pretend that you have a District 6 accent? This is disgusting.
F: The accent wouldn't be considered something economically viable, no.
Employee A2 is too busy processing what the TV said to really do anything else.
ANOMALY: "Oh, you think you can do better? Huh? Huh? Here, you try better!"
Random ingredients get thrown at the screen...<span class="mu-b">and through the screen.</span> All aimed right at Q.
He barely has time to call for Security before he's caked in a pile of random garbage. It only stops after A2 knocks the hat off.
The TV is forcefully turned off after this is done.
A2: Okay.
A2: I know he's watching. Let's just strike this from the records.
V: Agreed.
F: Agreed.
Employee Q pokes a thumb out. The other three take a hint and start helping him out of it.
The pile of random garbage is quickly collected and taken outside of the containment cell.
...This is what you get the moment you return, huh. Moving on.
