>>6092447*whisper* No fucking way, next idea!
>>6092333>>6092453Wh-What do you want with me anyways?! There's a shitton of other people at the beach, why do you keep stealing MY stuff??!
>"K-KukukukekekekekekEKEKEKEKEH~!! None other in that carefree place has a grey soil as fertile as yours, a sea as potable~! My natural born instincts just couldn't resist~."W-What the fuck does that even mean?! Can you give me my bottle back or what?!
>"Non non non~! Kukuku~!"Oh come on!!
>>6092467>>6092521I-If you don't give me my stuff back, you could get into some deep shit, you know?!
>"Hoh~?"Now that I know where you're stockpilling my shit, I'm gonna bring the law down on your ass!! I don't know how you fuckass crabbers do it around here, but back where I'm from you don't steal other people's shit and get away with it!
>"P-Pfftkekekekekekeh!! Such an imaginative imagination, yes~ You are just perfect indeed~! Oh, I can just smell the rancidness of your mind muscle from here~! Kukukukuku~!">>6092465Sh-Shut the fuck up, shitface! Surprise crab attack!! Hah! *throw*
>*catch*"You sure worry about excrement a lot, sounds just like Big Brother~ *crack* *slurp slurp* Actually...~ You would like to recover your "stuff", would you not~?"Y-Yeah, that's what I've been saying this whole time!!
>"*slurp slurp* Mmm, well~ *gulp*... Ever since Big Brother began having molding pains, he and his little ones won't stop dirtying up my room with their slimy slime~! I can't get close to him to make him stop, he hates my "light bulbs" as you called them. Just make him stop squirming about and I will allow you to see your precious shinies again~! Kay~?"Grrrrrrr....
