>>5842096You pick up the sword, heft it, wave it around as footsteps fade away in both directions. You thrust, parry, and sweep the blade, bouncing and blocking against unseen foes. Visions of being a bold and might slime knight dance in your mind!
Then you shrug and try to eat the sword.
> Roll 1d100-20 BO3 to not cut yourself on the sharp object literally inside of you. I'm sick for the fourth or fifth time in two months and it suckkkkks