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You get comfortable in your little spoon position, the morning light enters through the window blinds, you can see little particles of ‘whatever the fuck’ floating in them – your eyes divert to the side to watch Wilma and Cookie sleeping together. You’re taking this moment slowly… Until you realize both tomatoes are also wearing scarves! Wilma’s is red, and Cookie’s is cyan. Weird choices, somewhat fitting if you think about it.
But that’s not what should concern you! Why does everyone have one? Where do they come from? And why are you making a big deal of something you probably know the answer to already? Confusing, mysterious, and inconsequential – 3 words that pique your interest.
You squeeze out of being the little spoon, change into something more comfortable in the tiny bathroom stall, and decide to take on this mystery head-on. You silently approach the sisters…
“Hey.” You whisper to them.
No answer. They’re both sleeping.
“Hey.” You continue pestering them.
“Brbrbrbr…” Wilma acts like a squirrel.
“No… I don’t wanna get up…” Cookie sleep talks. Hmph, you wonder how you’re going to deal with these two.
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Wait a minute, you just realized that Matilda slept alongside you the whole time! Huh, being sleepy really affects you…
It’s fine. You just need to focus. And your focus is to get some answers.
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>Wake the Cookie up.
>Wake the Pudding-head up.
>Wake both Tomatoes up.
>Wake the Former Big Spoon up.
>Steal all the scarves.
>Write In.
