>>5340924“<span class="mu-s">STAN! HEY!</span>”
“Where’s she going?”
“Oh god<span class="mu-i">DAMN</span> it…”
https://youtu.be/HEf9x7-NYrk<span class="mu-s">NO TIME! GET TO THE VAN!</span> Ignoring your friend’s shouts, you scamper towards where you <span class="mu-i">think</span> you left the van with your <span class="mu-g">RADIO</span> pressed firmly against your cheek! Pressing the ‘<span class="mu-i">SEND</span>’ button down, you respond to Stripes with a frantic ‘<span class="mu-i">WHAAAAT DIIIID YOUUUU SAAAAAAY???!?</span>’
“Is dat’ Stripes?” Ly asks as you vault over a line of barrels. “Hey, tell him I say hi, cupcake.”
<span class="mu-s">NO!</span>
“Yea, it’s an <span class="mu-r">EMERGENCY!</span>” Repeats the skelegreaser’s voice through the radio’s speaker! “The party, sis! It’s da’ party!”
Darting around the corner of a shipping container, you manage to skid to a halt just before running off the docks and into the dark, choppy sea water below! Would it kill the assholes running this place to put up a <span class="mu-i">guardrail</span> or something!?
Frantically scanning the night-shrouded port for any sign of your wheels, your eyes come up empty–it’s too dark! Where the hell did those idiots park!?
“<span class="mu-r">A party? I’ve never been to one of those!</span>” Chirps <span class="mu-r">NATS,</span> your body’s newest demonic tenant. “<span class="mu-r">Shouldn’t we be wearing something, err… flashier?</span>”
“Stan uh… Stan don’t <span class="mu-i">do</span> ‘flashy’.” Replies your obnoxious skeleton’s disembodied voice.
Spotting a line of skiffs and dinghies moored in a line below, you think you can make out the outline of your van just across the way! If you could just hop across here, well…
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 1d100+10 (BUNNY SUIT+5, DEMON STRENGTH+5, BONE SPEED+5, EMU LEGS+5, CHOPPY WATERS-10) TO NINJA ACROSS WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
