>>5773672“After weeks of arduous, well, for <span class="mu-i">others</span>, not for <span class="mu-i">me</span> of course, work, I had finally managed to wrestle a <span class="mu-s">WEEKEND OFF</span> from that wretched fossil Hauser’s bony hands! And it was my intention to make every moment count!”
Arduous work, you scoff, sure… she’s done a great job-
“Don’t interrupt!” She snarls before leaning back in her ‘<span class="mu-i">chair</span>’, “As I was saying… I had, in fact, managed to lure a detractor of mine into the city for an evening rendezvous: <span class="mu-s">ANDRE ST. CLAIRE,</span> a biologist in name only!” She spits, nearly spilling her coffee all over the orb!
“He called my scientific methods ‘<span class="mu-i">unethical</span>, so I thought it was only fair to show him just how ethical I could be! The plans were set, my cover identity acquired, the means of capture secured… The one task that remained was acquiring <span class="mu-s">SUSTENANCE</span> for the night!” The scientist lets out a dismissive sigh. “Oh <span class="mu-i">MEN</span>... you’ll leap at any chance to skip the courtship, won’t you?”
Yea, uh, you stammer, trying to avoid Pepper’s probing gaze burning into the back of your skull, th-that’s not true! At all!
“HAH! A likely story!” The scientist sneers! Is Chuck gonna shoot or <span class="mu-i">WHAT?!</span> “According to my research <span class="mu-i">AND</span> my favorite food delivery app <span class="mu-s">FOODIE</span>, the highest-rated and cheapest restaurant in the area was a local pizzeria… <span class="mu-s">PIZZA MIND!</span>”
Usually there’s a tradeoff there, you interrupt with pride in your voice, quality versus pricing! Well at <span class="mu-s">PIZZA MIND</span> they go hand-in-ha-
“<span class="mu-s">SILENCE!</span>” Snarls Rivka as you slowly notice Pepper dragging Raj past the orb, “Your sales pitch is as empty as your <span class="mu-s">SKULL!</span>” She scoffs. “Hohoho, I bet you can’t even recall my order, can you!? Under the name ‘<span class="mu-s">LUCRETIA ROSE</span>’!”
Yea RIGHT! You totally do! She ordered a-
>ROLL ME 1d100+5 (+5 CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT) TO REMEMBER RIVKA’S ORDER! BEST OF 3! BONUS TO GOOD WRITE-INS! 