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The date is April 1st, 1669. The sky is afflicted by the rising presence of the CRANITORIUM, ushering in the FOOL MOON and the dominion of MONSTERS. This same skull shaped silhouetted bound to the earth with chains appears every 101 years, an entirely arbitrary number.
This horrible omen heralds the rebirth of LADY JOHANNA SUGGSALOT, an undying wretch driven by the ongoing suffering of man. With her legion of creeps, ghouls and ghosts, she seeks to drive a dagger of fear and misery into the very soul of humanity.
But that bitch is shit outta luck, because it’s YOUR time. You are SPHINCTER SMELLMONT, professional monster slayer and distant cousin to CLAN ARSENE (Thrice removed). You uh… don’t prefer your given name. So you’ve chosen a more fitting name for the a slayer of occult beasties. Something hard. Something TOUGH.
What is your name?
