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<span class="mu-b">"Oooh... fancy fancy, some Chinese thing? Or wait, what's the deal with Taiwan again?"</span>
Unrelated to the sporting event, is a foreign theater performance that's scheduled to run for two months here. The artsy performance itself might be worth hijacking if you can, but the real interest to you is an exhibit of various "priceless" foreign artifacts in association with the performance. With most people's attention on the football, maybe you could smash and grab to your heart's content of historical relics? Not as nice as cash but plenty prestigious you figure and probably less risky.
<span class="mu-b">"Well dad did promise me a car for my twenty-first birthday, but..."</span>
The last happening of note is a temporary display of some famous old stock car at the racing museum. Similar to the foreign theater performance, you would expect this to be less guarded or at least frequented during the football playoff. Unlike the theater performance though, the object of value isn't something you could just grab and stuff in a bag to steal... it's an entire car. You can't imagine how you would even get away with it, not like you can just bring it back home to hide something of that size. But you don't suppose there's anything stopping you from stealing the car and taking it on a joyride about town to catch people's attention, before ditching the thing to escape probably.
So there's certainly not a shortage of possibilities! Of course you could just keep your head down and focus on something more manageable, less risky for you at least. But if you wanted the chance to really show off and prove yourself, draw everyone's attention then these would be the ways of doing that in an appropriately supervillainous way. Something to think about, come Monday when you're back at work and miserable during the daily grind at the cafe. Counting the days until you can call it quits from this dump for bigger and better prospects, befitting an evil genius such as yourself!
>You'll score an infamous touchdown at the playoffs!
>You'll serve up some evil at the food festival!
>You'll shock the audience with villainy on stage!
>You'll drive like you stole it from the racing museum!
>Actually, with everyone so occupied everywhere else this is the perfect chance to make your move on city hall!
>A nefarious write-in?
