>>5291495I may get my chance yet
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With a Shaka-Laka-Haka, a Supreme Commander's basic attack, and a Flower-Power, Sucka-Don't-Be-Sour, Bumpin', Jammin', Got-The-Speakers-Slammin', Man-Of-The-Hour's Radio Tower falling on top of him, The Crusty Bubbler is DEAD. Lol.
QM will make a new character and deploy again...
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Cristal is left with 1HP.
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Due to Palewalker's Riverdance, he actually only makes it to Cristal's old Health Patch.
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The Bard's face contorts into the angriest fucking thing you've ever seen.
Two turns of Riverdancing...
And one turn of Tangoing!!!
Everyone knows it takes two to Tango!!! The Humorless Bard grabs Palewalker by the waist and steps his hips into Palewalker's like he's scissoring him or something!!
>>5272534You're Tangoing back and forth in the Health Patches, neither of you guys can move for 1 turn!! If you use any other non-move action, you'll deal 5 damage to yourself!! Do you wait it out? It's dangerous out here!! We need help!
The enemies have us where they want us.
>Don't give up, fight!! Fight, fight, fight!!Next Tango Phase likely coming in ~12-16 hours
