>>6061978"Nah dude, fuck that noise. I'm getting back at him."
"You know man, I probably would too," Charlie replies. "Hey, can I get in on this?"
"On what? Getting revenge on Dennis?"
"Yeah. I mean, I never really got back at him for sleeping with the waitress."
"Oh yeah. Then, sure bro," You're unsure whether Charlie will really be of any use, but at least you can use him for more dangerous plans. Uh, not that <span class="mu-i">anything</span> is too dangerous for you, but you know, you're a busy man and all. "So, got any ideas?"
"Okay I was thinking, what if we kidnapped him..."
"Uh huh."
"...while he's banging her— he's still banging her, right?" You listen... yep.
"Yep."
"Okay, so he's taken off guard, and then we toss him in the car—"
"Woah, car?" You interrupt. "Whose car?"
"Well, Dee's obviously."
"Ohhhh, right, yeah. Keep going."
"And then we bring him back to the bar, and then we tie him up to a chair, and then we cut off his testicles—"
"Woah, Charlie—"
"—and then we smash a few bottles on his head—"
"Charlie—"
"—and then we light a match, and then—"
"Charlie, I'm going to stop you right there. We're not killing Dennis."
"We're not? Oh, yeah, sorry, we're not. Yeah, totally. Sorry man, you know how I get when I think about everyone banging the waitress."
"Yeah, I know dude. We gotta think of a better plan." What do you recommend?
You both should... (CHOOSE ONE)
>Trick Dennis into doing something stupid tomorrow.>Get Dennis to lose his cool.>Follow Charlie's original plan.>Add SWEET DEE to the call. (Write-in!)>Add FRANK to the call. (Write-in!)>Or maybe... (Write-in!) 