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>Imagine having a random week-long update gap with no warning
Yeah, my bad guys, Final exams and a buncha other shit popped up.
GOD-SHIT DAMMIT! Shotguns were made to kill bastards and bitches up close, but this shit is fucking ridiculous! These Eastern shitters are practically fucking lemmings! Sure, you’re not killing all of them, but you’d think they’d back the fuck off after at least maiming so many! That fucker with the radio isn’t helping either!
“FUCKHEAD! STOP FUCKING UP AND CHATTING AWAY! GO AND FIGHT!”
The fucker finally stops messing up orders and bombing YOUR OWN MEN and runs into the fray… only to get punched out by some blonde guy 5 seconds later. …WONDERFUL!
You do you jerk-feint on yet another shithead running at you with a fucking baseball bat of all things, slipping past his guard and plunging your bayonet into his chest, he lets out a yelp as you heave as hard as you can, flinging him from the tip as he crashes into a thug with a face tattoo that is promptly shredded by a blast from your shotgun as you blast them both to bits while they struggle to get back up, causing the fucking horde to back the hell off for a second and letting you switch to your machetes.
You press the momentary advantage and charge the mass of thugs. Japanese fuckers generally don’t have shit in terms of guns, hell, even their cops have shit-for-guns so you’d expect them to at least slow you down since all they do is get scraps in, but every fucker in here lasts three blows at best before you slice them open, discover why brass knuckles generally don’y work against swords, or they fumble their swords. Plus, their mobbing has worked against them, with such a fucking packed mess of goons, the few of them that do have guns can’t get a clear shot.
One fucker is victim to a vicious upward swipe, knocking his arms into the air as his metal pipe goes flying into the crowd before you slam your machetes down, literally disarming him as you then whirl to bodyslam a fucker on your left, trampling him underfoot before stabbing another fucker in the face. It’s not like these fuckers aren’t putting up a good fight, the fact that your fuckboys haven’t mopped them all up yet is proof enough, but they just can’t deal with YOU, a fact that you’re going to goddamn exploit until they’re all fucking dead. Not to mention your SUPERIOR AMERICAN FIREPOWER is slowly turning the tide in your favor, but very goddamn slowly.
Suddenly, you feel the IMMENSE URGE TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF WHATEVER THE FUCK IS STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE. You headbutt a thug out of the way and start barreling right toward the back of the room, slamming and chopping all the Japanese shitters out of the way, driven by the MIGHTY NEED TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER IS THERE.
