>>5263219>>5263244>>5263268>Examine her closely. Now that you think about it, this bitch is acting weird. Could be an alien in disguise.Your truck idles rhythmically as you sit in near-silence, eyeing "Tiffany" up and down. She still hasn't said a word since you took her out on this date.
That's not normal... Better perform a routine check to see if she's an Earthling, just to be sure.
You pretend to look away, then jump on her and begin tugging at her face.
She scratches at your face, but you have an accuracy of 68%, just enough to grab the zipper behind her left ear and tug!!
You reveal a robo-frame of a human female body, and several circuits short out, giving you a little shock!
There's a little alien inside of the head, likely piloting the body.
What the fuck!!
>That's okay, all of God's children are unique in their own way. Let the date continue. She a cute.>Serve your country. Strap your seatbelt in and take this illegal alien straight to Immigration services. >Ahhhhhh!! Kick this freaky bitch out of your new truck!! She'll get green juices everywhere!!>E A T . T H E . A L I E N .>Close the robot facemask and make out with this smoking hot babe! Try to get some action before leaving the lot! >(WRITE IN)Time to ditch this dealership...
>...Now, let's go get some tasty slop!>...Because you gotta go make a stinky!>...To procure a second truck!>...And make fun of nerds all around town!>No... This is home now. Your spirit is intertwined with the mana of this area now. If you leave, who will protect this sacred ground?>(WRITE IN)And, of course,
>Roll 2d100!! 