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Reluctantly, you remove your hands from your penis. Unfortunately a fair bit of urine has already passed by your pelvic floor muscles into your penis, and with your hand absent you are unable to hold it. Congrats, you're not even on the plane yet and you've already pissed your pants.
The TSA agent feels up your arms and torso, not seeming to notice the damp spot on your crotch. "Alright, you're clear" he says. He tells Dr. Goldwater to go back and have his dong photographed in the porn scanner. You feel a bit disappointed in yourself for having wasted good urine, though most of it remains in your bladder.
>Keep holding it and wait for Dr. Goldwater
>Try to find the bathroom on your own
>Whip out Mr. Johnson and pee on the TSA agent
