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Jake doesn’t want to make waves. <span class="mu-i">Fine</span>. You’re not a huge fan of the guy anyways. You can see where he’s coming from by trying to avoid a panic, but if anyone should know that shit’s going down right now, it’s the party host herself…
Err, <span class="mu-i">one</span> of the party hosts. Darren might wanna know too, huh?
In any case, you let your ‘<span class="mu-i">pals</span>’ hang out for a bit while you take out you <span class="mu-s">PHONE</span> and draft a quick text to Mina about <span class="mu-s">SEVERE PAYMENT ISSUES!</span> Like <span class="mu-i">REALLY BAD!</span>
After taking a moment to pick out the best worried emoji, you click send and let out a sigh of relief–she said she’d find you, so mayb-
Your phone vibrates almost immediately. Shit, that was fast! Unlocking your phone again, you feel a pit form in your stomach as you’re greeted with a little ‘<span class="mu-i">ERROR</span>’ triangle next to your cute message…
So you click send again. And again. And again. And <span class="mu-i">again</span>! It’s only after the seventh time (yep, you counted) that you notice your bars… or lack thereof!
‘<span class="mu-s">NO SERVICE</span>’. Like <span class="mu-s">HELL</span> there ain’t!
“Everything okay, dude?” Asks Hank as Cammy begrudgingly poses for a selfie with Pepper.
Hey uh, you mutter as you attempt to maintain your <span class="mu-s">COOL</span> and <span class="mu-s">ALOOF</span> image, anyone else’s phone getting a signal?
<span class="mu-i">THAT</span> opens the floodgates! Checking their phones, you all come to the same conclusion.
“I-it’s an old phone, okay!?” Stammers Cammy as she shoves her <span class="mu-s">UNICORN-COVERED CELLPHONE</span> back into her pocket, “Sh-shut up!”
You weren’t talking about <span class="mu-i">that</span> conclusion, you were talking about how no one else has a signal either!
“Oh yea, huh?” Remarks Hank as he too surreptitiously puts away his <span class="mu-s">UNICORN-COVERED CELLPHONE</span>. “Wait, crap!”
Yea, you nod, crap is <span class="mu-i">RIGHT!</span>
>CONTD.
