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You want to push the damn thing over and watch it fall down the infinite stairway of its own creation, but you know that wouldn't be possible with it being so large that it presses up against the walls and ceiling. You really wish you at least had a bottle of alcohol with you right now, to fashion a Molotov cocktail out of, but unfortunately the only thing you have is your Grandfather's own bowie knife. Wait...that's not true.
You pull out your carton of cigarettes, still ascending the stairs to keep ahead of the creature while you slip a cancer stick out and light it up. You take a deep drag and turn around just to blow it at the creature, which seems to hesitate for a moment when the smoke drifts towards it. You grin at the effective showing, and keep toking away at it as you climb.
Exactly as you suspected, soon enough you're at the wooden stairs, which at this point you believe to be <span class="mu-i">real</span>. You reach the doorway to the ground floor and rush through it, slamming the door behind you and breathing a sigh of relief now that you're back at the entryway.
"Fuck you! Fuck you so much! You piece of shit. I'm taking the elevator whenever I get the chance from now on." You trash-talk it while it's trapped down in the stairs, flipping off the empty corridor. Your celebratory jabs are cut short, unfortunately, when you see the door start to splinter when something <span class="mu-i">heavy and meaty</span> slams against it. A second one sees the fist of the creature halfway through it, and the third strike destroys the door entirely as it squeezes through the doorway. It moves over to stand in front of the entrance to the hallway...
...Where it pauses, moving no further. A steady sound similar to a rush of wind emanates from it, sounding a lot like a breeze in an open field, as it just stands there watching you. Blocking the rest of the cabin with its bulk. Can it move no further, or does it know your goal and is seeking to intentionally obstruct your progress? You flick your spent cigarette butt at its 'face', and it doesn't so much as flinch.
>If it's going to block you, then you're going to stab it until it moves. It'll probably attack back, but if it can't move past the doorway, then maybe you'll be safe from retaliation?
>You've got more flammable objects here to work with, maybe you can get some real smoke going if you light some of them on fire. Just have to make sure the rest of the cabin doesn't light up.
>Verbally berate the fat fuck until you feel better. It probably won't accomplish much other than that, but hey...everybody needs an outlet.
>You just need to climb through it. Stop being so scared! What you need is right on the other side. Come on, now...
>You've got an idea...(Write-in!)
