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Meanwhile, deep inside The Iron Boot's lair, his mom's house, The Iron Boot sips away at a glass of tainted water. Nothing happens to him due to his mutant genetics. But when his mother drinks from the same glass, she starts convulsing... Then frothing at the mouth... Then she begins... To do the Monster Mash!! She jumps right out of the apartment building's 8th story window!! It was a graveyard smash!!
"Iron Mooooooom!! Nooooo!!"
The Iron Boot runs to the window and looks out. Iron Mom is flattened. But that's not all...
The whole city is on fire, loud music clashes with other insanely loud music, cars crash constantly, and glass breaks as more people shimmy and shake out of their skyscrapers!!
Completely immune to the water thanks to his mutant genes...
Completely hateful towards dancing of any kind thanks to his heavy Iron Boot...
And completely devoted to combatting evil, thanks to his mutated Iron morals...
The Iron Boot rushes to the Mutie Phone (his mom's cell phone on the kitchen counter) and calls up all of his low-tier "super"-powered mutant friends to help him stop the Disco Division's crimewave.
>Answer the call! (Character Creation is in the image!!)