>>5710084Yanked back into reality, you find yourself standing like a very confused scarecrow at the front of the bar line where the aforementioned <span class="mu-s">DONNIE AND LEE</span> stand waiting for you to do, well… <span class="mu-i">anything</span>.
https://youtu.be/m5ObF1C6ZMg“Who the hell are you supposed to be, dude?” The one clad in red asks in an abrasive tone! “Go trip somewhere else, man.”
“C’mon, bro, this is the <span class="mu-s">GUY!</span>” Counters the brother in blue as he takes a puff from whatever’s currently poking out of his hoodie, “He’s <span class="mu-s">THE DELIVERY BOY,</span> bro!”
That’s right, you nod, forcing a smile onto your face as you struggle to ignore the bass-heavy song currently blasting out of the speaker pointed right at you, you’re ‘<span class="mu-s">THE DELIVERY BOY</span>’.
“Well shit, my dude,” Laughs the bartender in blue with a grand flourish, “What’cha drinkin, man?”
“You the guy that pissed himself, yea?” Asks Red with a blend of pity and admiration in his voice, “Yea, you could use a drink, bro.”
“Fuckin’ <span class="mu-s">DISCOS</span>, bro.” Blue remarks, shaking his hooded head in utter contempt, “S’like a goddamn Kindergarten around here, y’know?”
“Seriously, bro,” Growls the red-hoodied dude, “The hell you want?”
“Whatever the fuck he <span class="mu-i">wants</span>, Don!” Laughs the blue man as he sends a nod your way, “Bro’s <span class="mu-s">THE DELIVERY BOY.</span> Give him a fuckin’ shot.”
You can almost feel your innards being liquified by the song-better hurry this along!
>DRINK, PLEASE! (WHAT KIND?)>TELL ME ABOUT SOMEONE! (WHO?)>WHAT’S WITH THE ‘DELIVERY BOY’ STUFF?>WORD IS YOU’VE GOT A SECRET MENU…>WHAT’S UP WITH THIS HOUSE, HUH?>WHAT’S YOUR STORY ANYWAYS?>NEVERMIND, GOTTA GO!>WRITE-IN! 