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Well, that could've gone worse, you suppose. You managed to spray most of the poop off the wall and window, though your floor and couch are now soaked in blackwater. It's an improvement. Wouldn't impress Martha Stewart, but if she were here you'd probably rape and poop on her you sick fuck.
All this hard work is making you thirsty, and you also recall that your butt and pants are still soiled. You're also kinda feeling like getting back to Elden Ring, when this incident began you were about to find the Triforce of Wisdom or something.
>Try to clean up the mess more thoroughly
>Use the hose as a bidet to clean your butt
>Take a refreshing drink from the hose
>Go back to playing Elden Ring already!
>Write-in
