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<span class="mu-s">"Food. Now."</span>
"Haah...?"
<span class="mu-s">"FOOD! NOW!"</span>
"A-Ah! Agh! O-OH! R-Right! How could I forget?! Okay... okay... okay! L-Let me see here.... uhhh... haaah...."
Sharmeng took some paces back, and he turned around, clutching his cheeks. Truth be told... he didn't actually have anything prepared for Beerus. No food, despite being specific instructions by the Attendant. He thought that confessing alone was enough to deter the god's rage. How wrong he was.
"Ooouuuhhh.... aaaaaah! What do I do? What do I dooooo??!!!"
<span class="mu-s">"I hear you over there!"</span>
"EEK!"
<span class="mu-s">"These ears aren't just for show, you know. I want food! I came for food! NOW WHERE IS IT?!"</span>
"A-Ah! J-Just a second more!"
<span class="mu-s">"Well, a second just passed!"</span>
Beerus raised his hand, producing the glowing sphere of a Ki blast.
<span class="mu-s">"Where is it?!"</span>
"AAAH! P... PAPARAPAPA!!!!"
<span class="mu-s">"...?!"</span>
The God of Destruction glanced up, and then dodged out of the way, elevating into the air.
<span class="mu-s">"You dare try to crush me?!"</span>
"NO! WAIT! LOOK THERE I TELL YOU!"
Beerus glanced at just what it was that came down and nearly landed on him. He was shocked to see what it was.
"Just what I imagine it took for Bibidi to bribe the destructive and uncontrollable monster he unleashed so long ago! The largest, tastiest cake in the whole universe!"
The towering cake before him was stacked high, with four layers of yellow cake dough, and multiple layers of frosting wrapping it entirely. There was so many colors, so there must have been so many flavors!
And.... and it! AND IT...!
<span class="mu-s">"It's on the dirty ground!"</span>
"Eh?!"
<span class="mu-s">"Where's the plate at, wizard?! You're testing my patience..."</span>
"A-Ah.... d... Does it matter?! You can just eat off the top, can't you...? I mean... it's not like you'll even be able to eat it all anyway, it's much too big! The fattest cake in the world for the skinniest god. I mean earnestly, just use your brai- I mean, just think about it, y-yes...? It's the biggest, tastiest cake of all time... you wouldn't really say no to it, would you?" Sharmeng said with a weaselly smile etched on his face.
>What does Beerus think?
