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"Could you so kindly WAIT FIVE SHITTING SECONDS WHILE I FINISH UP!?"
Fuckers can't wait for five seconds while you had to wait for 3 years of forced "sleeping" before you and tony killed those hags of nuns by kickin them down all those stairs! You rifle around on the dead goon's body for his medical supplies, grabbing a roll of bandages and some medical alcohol. You approach the hero groaning on the pain on the ground who is... fuckin' hell, he's crying... WEAK SHIT. The last time you thought YOU were going to die, you were just PISSED that it was happening!!!
"GOOD NEWS YOU CONFUSED NINJA-SENTAI-SAMURAI-OTAKU-WEABOO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BLEED OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING KIDNAPPED!"
He lets out a cry of protest, but it swaps to screaming as you just kinda... wing it on his medical treatment and splash the alcohol everywhere. You heal faster than most people cause of the whole "full energy" thing, so you never learned how to do it properly. In fact... the bitch passes out.
"Well at least this way he'll shut the fuck up..."
"Alright, you grab the other guy's corpse, let's go check if the fucking greedy bastards decided it was a good day to make me kill em by stiffing us."
"...I kinda feel bad I didn't even learn his name..."
"Yeah, well, he's dead, so if you wanna get vengeance, feel free to kick this guy in the balls."
Fortunately, (for them, at least, you were kinda building up to a murdertrain for a bit there) they have not, and you get the weapons without much incident. You pile into your cars, and drive off to the hideout. The lookout goon drags himself and the corpse to go see a doctor, the other goons take care of taking the weapons to the armory, and you drag the hero to meet tony.
He's at the firing range, and you catch him trying to whittle down a rock into nothing with dust with his gun again. Tony's power, like yours, is rather simple. Any Tommygun he's shooting gets infinite ammo and firing capacity. No overheating, no realoadin', no nothin.
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