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You scuttle off to the front of Ͳ, counting under your breath.
When you reach the heavy scullery door you get out the doorstop from your Pouch, and jam it in the gap under the door. Since the scullery door opens outward into the hallway, it should stop him a little; Sordy will have to brute his way through, so he'll have no momentum when you <span class="mu-r">givvidim</span>.
Once there you get to listening. His splashing and scrubbing at the washboard is quite audible.
It stops.
Stops.
"<span class="mu-b">VELARE MALVA</span><span class="mu-s">AHH</span>!"
Moar Ao just met him, scared off his Whitey whities; your cue.
You get into the Form, one step from the full swing of the door, Daggy n Sicky reddy fer <span class="mu-r">bizniz</span>.
You hear a loud scraping clatter, a splash.
"INGGANEVOLE!" A clang; something thrown. Frying pan? Clearly it missed.
There's one second you almost <span class="mu-i">hear</span> him trying to decide.
A crash, and another; table, chairs.
Then you hear bare feet coming towards the door, and you brace.
<span class="mu-s">Boom!</span>
"Diavolo! Cazza finte!"
<span class="mu-s">BOOM</span>
The first jarr loosened the doorstop; the second one flung the door full open, and you, with your new perspective on suicidal attacks, rush in n <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-r">GIVVIDIM</span></span>.
>42hp - 16 -16
>=10hp
He bowls past you, but you <span class="mu-r">really</span> goddem. Near anyone else be dedd.
He's running, trailing blood n gasping.
"<span class="mu-b">Mani Consio!</span>
>Healing Hands heals 15hp
>25hp
His speed picks up immediately. Shit! He's got personal zapzaps! Fuggen Fighty 'Un baalskeet!
He's nearly at {C U R A}, slowing down! Picking up sumn on the ground!
[WAT DO WAT DO WAT DO]
>SUICIDEY AGAIN! (both 1d100s are Attack)
>GIVVIDIM BUT NORMALLY! (1attack 1def)
>TIME FOR BIGG FINKS! (2defense, order Mo Ao)
[R O L L]
>2D100
24hrs
