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“Why, yes, I’d love your autograph, Mr. Price! My dad is a super-fan of yours, and he won’t believe that I met you in person!” You grab a pen and paper lying on Yareli’s desk. Did you just admit you’re not a CotF? You’re a filthy regular now! But it is not untrue that your dad liked sumo.
“Har, har, har! Your dad sounds like a smart man!” Gamadiel Price grabs both from your hands.
“He isn’t.” You deadpan.
Gamadiel laughs louder. “What’s his name?” The Sumo Wrestler is ready to pen it.
“His friends call him ‘Stinky Stan’.” You cough.
“Here you go, Stinky Jr.” Gamadiel smiles from ear to ear.
“Thanks…” Welp, you’re the butt of the joke now.
“It’s always wonderful to see humble athletes show affection to their supporters!” Vanessa sounds nervous, so she sucks up.
“We wouldn’t do what we do without fans, even while retired that rings true.” Gamadiel jubilantly raises his fist. “Please tell your father to keep supporting the greens.”
“Will do.” You awkwardly smile.
“You got what you wanted, Mr. Stinky Jr! Please, stop pestering these dangerous people!” Vanessa winks at you. You wonder what in the world she is doing.
“Pardon me, madam. Could you point out who you are calling ‘Dangerous’? Are you insulting us? Don’t you see the distress those false accusations can cause to a man? To his family? To his honor?” Maximum Price’s threatening tone gets faster as he rambles.
“Max, she knows of my accolades, of course I’m dangerous… in the ring.” Gamadiel puts his hand over his brother’s shoulder, then finger guns.
“The better question is who she’s calling Mr. Stinky Jr…” You glare at Vanessa, then turn your eyes to the poking stick, then back at her. Vanessa starts profusely sweating.
“A-Apologies! I didn’t read the situation correctly and I thought of it as a term of endearment!” Vanessa raises her arms like she’s not hiding anything.
“And, like, I see no reason for this amusing stinky fellow to part from our company.” Maximum is interested in you. “Please, indulge me for a brief passing moment, I’d like to know more about the likes of you. The youth.”
“Sure.” You act like you’re not talking to evil incarnate.
“Max! You’re in your 20s! Stop acting like you’re one of the fossils you like so much!” Gamadiel never stops laughing.
“Ignore my loud brother.” Maximum clears his throat. “Could you please inform me of what type of woman you like?”
“W-What?” Vanessa is confused. You’re confused. Gamadiel is confused. Yareli is impassive.
…And Maximum Price is asking you seriously.
Sadly this is all we have for this week’s thread, thanks for playing! And thanks for these 5 fun years! It’s been a blast!