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TS Liren: Hauntings, agent Pockets? Huh. Let me run through a -- I think I see it. I've constructed a model of night-time reports of noise in the local village, and it does seem as if they're unusually high. It seems the doors and windows and even, it's rumour, the cottages of the village resort sometimes . . . move on their own ?
Although this is kind of preposterous: Some of the tourists in the area swear they've seen the houses move on the back of enormous chicken legs. Well, I guess shrooms in the forest will do that for you. Doors don't close on their own, "Poltergeist" is not a recognized classification of event.
It takes a tremendously good telekinetic to apply any amount of force at distance. The few we've been managed to verify can barely move an apple. Physics is kind of merciless about the energy expenditure involved, so I wouldn't worry--
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Baba Shaya, younger sister of Baba Yaga, sniffs the air and bares her shrunken lips in a sudden smile of crooked, prong-like teeth
yesssssss
then she snaps her fingers and the doors of the reception slam shuts, trapping the agents inside in darkness!
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TS Liren: HA HA HA HA OHMYGOD I NEED TO UPDATE SO MANY MODELS ABOUT THE LIKELY ESTIMATES OF TELEKINETIC POWER POTENTIALS AT RANGE AND THE IDEA OF POLTERGEIST ACTIVITY AAHHHH
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Agent Justice takes this time to stretch, wake up from her cat-nap, and exit Team Won's rental car. Can't be sleeping on the job.
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>Agents to go go gooooo
