>>5946848>>5946888>>5946904>>5947001>>5947012>>5947019>>5947033>>5947131>>5947133You’ll just keep doing stuff to him until you feel like stopping!
“It must be nice to just sit there lazily while the rest of us walk.” You say, walking up close to where he’s riding in the back of the main cart.
Otomo’s eyebrow twitches as he registers your presence, and then his eyeballs glacially refocus to look at you, blinking several times as he tries to wash away the presence of some phantasm of the mind. “What?”
“I said you look like a lazy ass riding around like a prince while the rest of us walk.”
“I don’t- I was injured, I need to stay off my leg.”
“This is the second time.”
“The second time of what?”
“The second time you’re being rewarded with a cart ride for being stupid.”
“It’s not-”
“It’s the second time, Otomo.”
“I didn’t think-”
“It’s the second time.”
“It’s not my fault some guy was trying to kill me! I can’t control the ebb and flow of danger in the universe!”
“Why not?”
His brow furrows as if he’s trying to comprehend that purposefully absurd sentence. Eventually he gives up trying to understand what you meant with a simple “Huh?”
“You don’t know how to control the danger of the universe?”
“I- No, I don’t know how.”
“You don’t know much, do you, Otomo?”
He doesn’t say anything to that for awhile, choosing instead to focus back on his orb. Eventually he does say “I suppose I don’t…”
You’re losing him! You have to do something!
“Any readings on the piss detector?”
He hesitates to tear his eyes from his orb once again, eventually refocusing on you, looking all confused. “Piss?”
“Is there any piss in the area we should be aware of?”
“What kind of piss?”
“What’s your piss orb good for besides detecting piss? Isn’t that what you’re doing? It’s really weird that you do that so openly, if I were doing that I’d make sure nobody saw me.”
“What’s with the obsession with piss!”
“That’s what I want to know!”
“It doesn’t detect piss!”
“But it CAN detect piss?”
“I don’t know. It can probably detect piss, but only if-”
“Is that a kekkei genkai?”
“What?”
“Piss Release chakra?”
“No!”
“If it were, what would it be a combination of?”
“If I had to guess it would be a niche combination of water and earth. Water for the fluids, earth for the vitamins and minerals.” He says, with odd conviction.
“So you’ve thought about it?”
“No, I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about piss.”
“But you do spend *some* time thinking about piss?”
“I’ve only ever gotten into piss-related escapades with you, Masami! You’re the shitty piss girl here!”
You frown at him. “Piss AND shit! You’re always saying really disgusting stuff all the time, do you know that? Who talks about piss with a young girl? Sicko behavior…”
“I’m not sick, I’m injured.”
“I bet you got injured on purpose so you could just sit there and contemplate the mysterious nature of piss chakra for a week straight.”
“There’s no mystery, I’m not-”
