>>6101686“<span class="mu-s">KISSED!</span>” She interjects with bulging eyes! “Ooh, uh… once people hear my songs they just can’t help but fall in love with my patrons! When was the last time <span class="mu-i">you’ve</span> been kissed, hmm, Anton?”
You don’t remember, you say proudly, and not because you’ve never been kissed, but because you can barely remember anything about yourself! So HA!
“Well stock up on breath potions, stud, because I just so happen to have an open schedule for the all-foreseeable future… and this ‘Human’ thing you’ve got going for you, well… I think it’ll sell like a box full of Tusk Oil in a Skog den!”
“Oh yea, I gotta buy more of that…” Mutters Volka in between double-fisting tankards.
So wait, you frown, she wants to what… write a song about you? Tzah-Tzie nods as a toothy grin forms on her face!
“Anton, my dear, where’s your imagination? I want to <span class="mu-s">IMMORTALIZE</span> you! To make your story a legend sung in every corner of Zoral!” She leans in a little closer. “With all exclusive rights, naturally.”
Okay, you laugh, but you’re just a visitor… you haven’t done anything noteworthy yet save for nearly dying a few times and surviving that mushroom Volka dared you to eat!
“And <span class="mu-i">MODEST</span>, to boot! The people are gonna <span class="mu-i">loooooove</span> that!” Chuckles TT as she taps away at something in her unseen claws! “Let’s get down to brass tacks, Ant–what’s your game here, exactly? Lift the darkness? Slay evil? World domination? C’mon, gimme something to work with here!”
What, like <span class="mu-i">goals?</span>
“Yea, goals!” She nods as she leans in closer! “Let’s hear ‘em–no better time to workshop than now, right? When we’re all comfy?”
What ARE your goals!?
>I just wanna go home, dude.>I mean… I guess I could lift the darkness!>Fortune and glory, kid.>Kicking evil’s ass seems pretty appropriate!>Right now I just wanna get to Crossroads.>Apparently I have flame powers now, so…>To find TRUE LOVE!>Make BANK!>The pursuit of knowledge, maybe?>I’m still working on those, to be honest…>Write-In! 