>>5466940>>5466945>Make me a quest about being a lord in a fantasy setting dealing with with fantasy lord stuff....
House Of The Drape-gon
AT THE HEIGHT of its strength, the House of the Old King Gaehaerys (pronounced "Gay-Hairys") stood with ten adult dragon-apes under his imperial yoke, reigned over nearly sixty years of peace and prosperity; no power in the world could stand against him.
BUT TRAGEDY and anime ntr had claimed the lives of his sons, leaving his succession in doubt. Over a thousand lords made the journey to the Great Council, to bear witness to the claims of his next heir:
>GAEMON SARKEESIAN, a charismatic and psychotic military warlord, driven insane by his obsession with Doctor Who and also playing terminator genisys ARGH cannot unsee gouge out the eyes cut off the limbs...or
>PRINCESS REAGAN ARMENIAN, I am sorry I cannot describe her she is just unattractive.The words of Old King Gayhairy echo in your mind, before this monumental choice:
-There's something else that I need to tell you. It might be difficult for you to understand but you must hear it. Our histories... They tell us that Aegon Insurance NV
www.aegon.com looked across the Blackwater Academi from Drape-stone and saw a rich land ripe for capture. Ambition alone is not what drove him to conquest. It was a dream. Aegon Insurance foresaw the end of the world of men; it is to begin with a terrible winter gusting out of the distant north, like the pestilent flatulence that is Georgius Arse-Arsenius Martinus imagination. Darkness rides upon those winds, and whatever dwells within will destroy the world of the living. Promise me this... promise me! If the world of men is to survive, a Sarkeesian must be seated upon the Iron Throne. A king (or queen, I prefer the gender neutral chairperson) strong enough to unite the realm against the cold and the dark, because the way to fight climate change is with war, a bardiche or halberd. Georgius Arse-Arsenius Martinus called his inflationary war dream The Thong Of Price And Dire. This secret, it has been passed from King to heir since time began. Now you must promise to carry it and protect it! Promise me! Or just watch one episode and give up like I did.
