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>S-4M: Announce that you, Admin’s assistant S-4M, are de facto Admin while Admin is incapacitated. You will be the one assigning works and misc tasks to employees in the meantime.
"Attention, facility!" A way too upbeat voice (you can't really control it) for the scenario oozes from the speakers. "I am S-4M! Call me Sam, if that's too clunky."
You can see all across the facility with your cameras. Only the Heads seem to even know who you are, the rest just mutter questions at each other.
"Due to...obvious circumstances, I shall be the one managing this facility! Both for anomaly and non-anomaly works!"
"Please do not worry, things will continue as they normally do! Have a good day, everyone!"
You're not really good at personal stuff. The employees are overall just confused, worried, or skeptical.
You can't blame the humans for thinking that but it's still a tiny bit offensive, you know? Whatever.
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation. Target: Admin. Time: 2 hours. Is he anomalous enough for this to work?
You know, you've tried this a few times out of curiosity due to his condition. Most of the time, <span class="mu-b">you got back a "TARGET NOT FOUND".</span> Bizarre but you didn't want to push the Admin about it due to his...lack of memory.
But now, given how fucked up he is right now? Maybe it'll w-
<<TARGET SELECTED. DURATION OF 2 HOURS, STARTING NOW. ANALYZING 'THE ADMINISTRATOR'.>>
Ah. That isn't worrying in the slightest. You really wish that failed again. <Note to self: Question Admin about this later.>
>S-4M: Tune into the news...
There's a flurry of keywords buzzing in your head, including...Huey for some reason. <Note to self: Who the fuck is Huey?> You manage to narrow it down to news about the Outsider and any other flying based abnormality.
There was that one "Resolved" <Note: needs better term, Ask Admin?> anomaly, like Future. New World Songbird? You're curious how a free anomaly like that is handling itself. If only because it's a bit of an energy hit to have lost it.
<span class="mu-s">UNIVERSE'S MISTAKE TIER ABOMINATION HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT!</span>
"P-District, it seems like your time to finally be eliminated shall be delayed!" Ah, W-Company must've wrote that. Maybe N? "For that abomination against your district has been destroyed by yet another anomaly!"
"It's quite unusual but we first discovered of its existence after a gunshot was heard across several districts, including Z-District and Abandoned District #27."
"The fight quickly resolved with a flurry of pale teal lights erupting across the horrid abomination. Perhaps it is one of the few tolerable ones that knows that its kind is foul and horrid!"
"Perhaps we're just hoping for too much. T-Company has been very, very interested in buying the containment rights of the "While Having Fun" abomination. When questioned, they claimed it would be very useful for producing some of its products."
