>>5410478“Did…” Pants Talbot as he steadies himself against the wall, “Did you <span class="mu-i">hear</span> that dweeb? ‘<span class="mu-i">Neeerrrr… gonna have to let these punks off noww… NEERRR!</span>”
YEA, you cackle, and then he was all ‘<span class="mu-i">DUUURRM KUUURDS! UUUUuUUH!</span>’
Laughing like hyenas at each other's shitty impersonations, you lose your balance and nearly faceplant on the wall when your bodyguard comes to the rescue and catches you mid-fall! Held aloft like a dance partner being dipped in an old movie, your heart skips a beat as you look up into Talbot’s wide eyes!
“You’re uh…” he stammers, clearly taken off-guard by whatever expression you gave him, “That was pretty cool back there, Stan…”
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Unsure of how to respond, you instead salvage the moment with an exaggerated ‘<span class="mu-i">PSSSH!</span>’ Well <span class="mu-i">duh</span>, you reply as you laugh it off! You told him that story was BS!
As your laughter trails off into the evening breeze, you find yourself still held in Talbot’s strong arms!
Err, you mutter, still self-conscious, thanks… for catching me. That was cool too…
“Yea!” Your date replies with an emphatic nod, “I mean… no problem! Don’t mention it, dude!”
Helping you back to your feet, both Talbot and you mill about behind the cotton candy stand for a moment before your bodyguard breaks the silence.
“Pssh… guess we’d… guess we’d better find something else to do, huh?” He shrugs as he runs a hand through his hair like the ‘<span class="mu-i">cool guy</span>’ he is! “Unless we want those <span class="mu-r">RIDE NERDS</span> to bug us more!”
Yea, you snort, screw that! Wouldn’t want them to pee their pants or something, right? Dorks! Having recovered from the ride and its vaguely romantic aftermath, you set your sights on the next item on the agenda…
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>HITTING THE FOOD COURT! YOU NEED SOME REAL FOOD AND DRINKS!>THE MIDWAY GAMES! THEY’RE NOT RIGGED! THEY’VE GOT A BATTING CAGE!>THE ARCADE! YOU’RE PRETTY SURE THEY HAVE LASER TAG IN THERE TOO!>THE BEACH AND UNDER THE PIER! KINDA COZY IF YOU DON’T MIND THE USED NEEDLES AND THE HOMELESS PEOPLE!>ACTUALLY… BACK TO THE TIME STREAM!>WRITE-IN!That's it for tonight, by the way! Should have more for ya <span class="mu-g">WEDNESDAY AROUND 4-5PM PST!</span> Thanks again for playing along and hope this ain't getting <span class="mu-i">TOO</span> 'date nighty!'
