You start by taking a deep breath. Focus, Diesel-this isn’t the first time you’ve been locked in the basement before…
https://youtu.be/qEVe6g6BIqQRight! First thing’s first: your partners are probably already getting shitfaced or doing kickflips or something, so escape is all on you! Harnessing all of your <span class="mu-s">MENTAL FORTITUDE,</span> you hearken back to the last time you were zip tied and how you escaped…
That’s <span class="mu-i">RIGHT</span>, you exclaim with a snap of your fingers, it was when you were held hostage by that other pizza joint-<span class="mu-s">SLICE OF HEAVEN?</span> The one that <span class="mu-s">RODNEY</span> works at! If you recall correctly, you cut the ties off with a <span class="mu-s">PIZZA CUTTER!</span>
Good… that’s good! You’re on the right track now-just need to find something to cut these off with! Scanning the room for usable items, another thought hits you: maybe if you <span class="mu-s">TIP OVER THE CHAIR</span> it’ll break and set you free!
Rocking back and forth like a fussy baby, it only takes you a few times before you go careening onto your side! YYYYESSS!
… man, this chair is <span class="mu-i">STRONG</span>... and now you’re just <span class="mu-s">ON THE FLOOR!</span> Shoot…
Scooting around like a caterpillar, you resume your search for loot. There’s the <span class="mu-s">PIZZA</span>, of course, along with the <span class="mu-s">PAPER PLATE</span> and <span class="mu-s">DEVIL FRUIT.</span> While the plate probably isn’t strong enough to cut through anything, you gather all the <span class="mu-s">PIZZA GREASE</span> you can find and <span class="mu-i">SLATHER</span> it all over your wrists!
You haven’t checked the <span class="mu-s">DARK CORNERS OF THE ROOM</span> or the <span class="mu-s">TRASH BIN</span> yet, but you can certainly try to slip your <span class="mu-s">HANDS</span> free right now!
>ROLL ME 1d100+15 (+10 GREASY, +5 WORKED ‘EM A BIT ALREADY) TO GET YOUR HANDS FREE! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS! 