>>6131755Oh fuck. Oooh, shit. No, you’re not supposed to be doing this sort of think. Tips never said NO fooling around, but you know from past experience how easy it is to lose control once you start. And you’re DEFINITELY, one-hundred-and-ten-per-fucking-cent not supposed to be doing any of the sort of hanky-panky that leads to little baby demogobbies... Which is all assuming that Svanhilda doesn’t totally freak the fuck out when she realizes you’re ‘equipped’ for such a task, anyway.
“Hey,” Svanhilda says with concern. “Ye okay, Cara? We dinnae HAVE to…”
You stop tugging at the hem of your hoodie, and laugh an over-loud, mirthless laugh which doesn’t cut the tension in the slightest. You wince at the inevitable response—still greater concern and confusion—and answer:
>That you’re not interested [ends Svanhilda romance route]>This is moving a little fast for you [postpones resolution]>Actually, you’ve, uh, got a surprise for her—and the surprise is a penis [???]>There’s no problem at all! But, uh, maybe just above-the-belt fooling around [advances romance route, lowers <WANT> resolution uncertain, must make a roll to avoid frenzy]>Write-in[Maintaining the relationship will also, it should be noted <span class="mu-b">net you a discount to your subsequent uses of The Pearl</span>
the boat AND the dwarf, ba dm tsss]
