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You weren’t lying when you said you’ve dealt with unruly customers before–and dodging projectiles is just part of the job! Granted, Porri doesn’t seem to be as drunk as your average night shift belligerent, but even in the dark you can see his wild swings coming at you from a mile away!
Ducking and weaving thanks to Volka’s footwork lesson, you work your way around the circle like a boxer as your opponent’s blind rage becomes more sluggish with each clumsy haymaker!
“<span class="mu-s">STAND… STILL!</span>” Porri roars, each whiffed blow earning a cheer from your onlookers-turned-audience! Seeing Volka watch you go with worried eyes like a mom watching her kid ice skate for the first time, you snap your attention back to Porri just in time to <span class="mu-b">LIMBOOOOOO</span> beneath a massive fist headed for your face!
You can’t help but get a little greedy as the Gnok stumbles from the force of his own blow–you’re no martial artist, of course, but you don’t need a black belt to elbow the poor jerk in his side! Sending your assailant reeling, you scamper away towards the outer part of the ‘ring’ to catch your breath!
“Ant!”
The squeaky voice and the loud strumming next to you tells you all you need to know. Kinda busy here, TT!
“I’ll keep it quick!” She hisses with a sly grin on her face and a wink in her voice! “Don’t get hit–already got a few saps who say you ain’t gonna walk away without getting smacked once!”
She’s <span class="mu-i">BETTING</span> on you!? Before the Durher can answer, Porri comes in with a fresh shipment of swings! Ducking to the side, you can’t help but smirk a bit as his wild attack sends him tumbling into the onlookers–the dockworkers shoving him back in with a chorus of groans!
“You… you bastard…” Wheezing from the rage wearing off, Porri leaves himself open to you… and whatever it is you plan on doing to stop this guy!
What’s the move?
>Keep ducking and weaving! Let him tire himself out!
>Your weapons have blunt parts–knock him on his ass!
>Sneak up and choke him out!
>Call the fight–no need for anyone to get hurt!
><span class="mu-r">TEAR HIS GUTS OUT</span>
>Write-In!
