Let's start with "jod7Jxnck23@velton.
craigslist.org". This one is clearly the Washing Machine Lady from two blocks down the way again, based on her vocabulary and How She Capitalizes Every Word In Her Correspondences. She wants the bike, mentioning she can sell it for a higher price than you, and plans to do so. You've seen her house on 13947 Cactus Lane. A little dumpy, the house and her. Tig ol' bitties, though. She clearly lives alone. She looks like she chain-smokes cigarettes or freebases crack, with her tired skin and ponytail always with a few hairs frizzing out. Hmm, she could be a good victim.
The rest of these are all modeling responses, which clearly asked for females, full names and photos. You recognize this one, too. Looky who. It's Brenda Su. She mentions that her background check may come back with something about defrauding her last employers, but not to worry about that, it was just a misunderstanding. No wonder she left Lipschitz's office. She'd be a smoking pickup.
"vali324fmk-ds1k@velton.
craigslist.org" is a uniquely tall and thin woman in her 30's with Middle Eastern features and the name Fatima Mizmar. She wants over eight times the amount of what you said you'd pay, but says she'd post about it once on Twitter, and you'll like, get like, a million more sales, like. You look her up and she only has 104 Twitter followers despite the dozens of photo shoots she sent you. Must be struggling to look for her big break.
This one you're not sure got the memo. You need ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG models for your imaginary coffeeshop, not ancient women named Eunice Gloomington! The thought of chopping her up in these photos of her in sundresses and sunhats doesn't sit well with you, but it does test your limits, which intrigues you.
The last one is actually a bit creepy itself, no real name given, just "oeiufhy356jfv@velton.
craigslist.org" and "Black Rose". Erotic, professional pictures of a pale woman with fake blood all over her, dark lace and crimson satin. Why did she respond to an ad for a coffeeshop model?!
