INDEPENDENT FRIENDS ALLIANCE
Isonomy Destroyer Class Deep Space Operations Vessel
exiting Leo / on approach Leo Minor
>>5828104As you enter Lynx system, you receive another sudden transmission:
(Sound of pestering and shooing noises, flustered complaints)
-(muffled voice from oblique direction) ...there is no need, ja, the Lars know how to do it now (a large hologram image opens of what appears to be a bulging section of spacesuit. The hologram definition refocuses, increasing in resolution, to reveal a section of spacesuit torso and crotch) Hello my vriend, this is the Lars he is wishing you well! The Lars bring very good news! You remember last time the Lars did not find any megastructure, any lost spaceship, this make the Lars feel sad like he is failure, or that time when second most famous fashion model Olaf say with jealousy the Lars have small tiny head. And also instead of great mission success the Lars find not skeppsraet, but Isonomy big gun threatening space ship, ja. So the Lars is thinking, how does the Lars make this Isonomy ship leave, ja. Because cannot search properly for missing ship when target laser aimed at head, ja. And the Lars remember, even small head can contain very large brain, ja! Is possible! So the Lars realise, to escape Isonomy ship, ja, must play clever trick! Like disguise! The Lars must be pretending to be not the Lars! This very difficult, because the Lars have special distinctive face, very handsome, known throughout the galaxy, ja. So the Lars send Isonomy ship special message, special changed communication message, it say the Lars not the Lars, but instead, important high-ranking official, name completely invented like a fake, the Lars claim to be Narses Sextus Vaginagoth, Great Dynast Of The Chuntian Empire that spans the Milky Cervix, ja. And at first this Isonomy ship does not transmit anything. It just energise the rail cannon and make the Lars sad again, ja, because imagine handsome face obliterated into space dust, very very small. But then, Isonomy ship suddenly turns around - and leave! The Lars trace exit vector drive burn signature, it seem like it head for Lynx system! This prove the Lars clever plan definitely work! The Lars think its ship drive very old, very slow. This Isonomy always fighting the last war, ja - big battlefleet, means not upgrade many centuries, ja? Unless Isonomy upgrade ship drive with special secret engine, the Lars call this Diocotron Instability Engine (DIE), it special magnetoplasmadynamic thrust (the message hologram crotch image shakes and blurs, as a pumping motion is imitated) too experimental for use during past space war, but some say use special advanced Quantum Mechanics intervention theory, we call this QM Intervention, ja! So when Isonomy spaceship leave for Lynx sector, the Lars feel happy again, great relief ja! Absolutely no problem for anyone at all any more! This is the good news! (...)
