>>5482472Having failed to coax you into releasing her, Gulshara The Angry Princess (?) commences gloating and taunting you relentlessly:
- You are all so stupid! All that cliff-leaping and silly spell thunder-chanting and stupid cannon-firing, nearly blowing yourself up! It was so obvious that the HEADLESS GUILLOTINE MONSTER wanted to... collect heads! You could have just given him your stupid platypus skull and he would probably have let you pass! And you look like a complete buffoon wearing that platypus skull by the way, not like a fearsome barbarian at all. No matter how big and bulging and glistening your oiled muscles are. No, I am not staring! Or you could have just unchained me, and put this stupid cursed chain armour on that headless knight. Then stood back and watched as he guillotined himself! Just unchain me! I am a beautiful Elf Prince! I am SO GOING TO ESCAPE afterwards!
(Gulshara rattles her chains and snarls at you, her petulant lips trembling, fangs protruding from a quivering jaw)
Er... she must be insane. You are pretty sure beautiful Elf Princesses do not look like her. Why does she think she is a Prince? She must be unhinged.
