>>6321894>>6321891You crawl out of your window and walk outside to talk to Chud. You bring your computer so you can blogpost on the go. It's a Mac, something you're eternally grateful for due to its sleek and portable nature.
>can I move into your basement?You ask him politely.
He still seems very upset, and immediately begins screaming at you.
<MOVE INTO MY BASEMENT??? ARE YOU CRAZY?? DID YOU EVEN SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID??? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOA CODES THAT VIOLATES??? YOU'RE DISTURBING THE PEACE!!! I DON'T WANT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR ME, YOU APE!!!
>um, rude.>can i tho?Chud's face turns purple.
<NO!!! NO!!! DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH SPACE IN YOUR OWN HOUSE?? LOOK AT IT, IT'S HUGE!! IT MUST HAVE THOUSANDS OF ROOMS!! IT'D BE STATELY AND BEAUTIFUL, IF YOU ACTUALLY TOOK CARE OF THE DAMN PLACE!!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TORN DOWN YEARS AGO!!
This conversation doesn't seem to be getting anywhere.
What do you do?
