>>5908303>>5908551>ElasticIndeed you are superhuman, having a body which is more like taffy or rubber, than flesh and bone. Maybe if you had the power of flight or super strength, something impressive and useful then you would have been open about it. An elastic body though is just... weird, so you've always been withdrawn and reserved because of it. Afraid of anyone discovering the nature of your body. Perhaps the one benefit of which, that no one besides your immediate family knows.
Even if you didn't have a superpower though, you'd still be turning to villainy and planning your wicked rise! And much planning there is to be done; no villain can be considered worthy without some various necessities. A lair for example, villainous transportation, henchmen, an identity of course and-
<span class="mu-b">"-bwuuuhhh?"</span>
Blast! The wake-up alarm on your phone! Time for another daily grind at your dreary job, and on your birthday no less! This is no life for a supervillain and at this point why should you even bother? It's been a long time coming... as you yelp in panic for falling out of bed in a tangle of sheets. Finally silencing the alarm, you see many messages already from a friend about your "special" day.
Well, special in more ways than just the one.
>You suppose you could go to work one last time, at least to call it quits and shove it in your boss's face.>Forget that! Your new life starts today, and there's much to be done! Get to planning your devious rise.>To avoid suspicion you will get up and ready for the day and leave the house, but not for work. Some things that need doing are not at home.>A villainous write-in? 