>>5323645“You stupid. Ignorant. Self-important shithead.” you say, controlling your tone and keeping it level as you squeeze with your left hand, snapping his wrist in your grip. “I gave you a chance, now I'm DONE being patient.”
“KYAAAA!” he cries out in pain, dropping the sword behind his head as he desperately tries prying your left hand off his broken wrist. Seeing that doesn't work he draws his left hand back, slamming it directly into your face. But you don't even so much as flinch, and feel something in his hand pop. The man winces even more, tears forming in his eyes as he draws his hand back. You maintain your unblinking glare, and tighten your grip on his throat enough to silence his whimpering. Then letting go of his wrist, you draw him back behind you, then pitch the useless moron directly at the ground.
“HAAAA!!” you shout, throwing him straight down to earth. The ground splits and cracks from the force of your throw, his body making a crater at the point of impact. You remain in the air a moment longer, glaring down at him before slowly drifting down into the crater by the pair of shins sticking up and out of the ground. You reach down, and grab him by one leg and slowly fly back up and out of the crater with the moron in tow. “C'mon moron, it's not your time to take a dirt nap. Medics? Any medics here?”
“Here!” three people wearing white robes say, all stepping forward simultaneously. You set the unconscious moron down, and turn to leave when one of them reaches out, grabbing onto your wrist with her hand. You freeze, turning and glancing back over your shoulder curiously. “If you'll wait just a moment, sir, I can heal you from the slash Mitsurugi gave.”
“Oh, right. Thank you.” you say, having almost completely forgotten about the injury. She lays both hands on your back, and you feel a familiar warm, divine energy rushing into the cut across your entire back. After a few seconds it is done, the woman dropping her hands. “Appreciate it.”
“You done beating up someone who couldn't beat you while you were asleep?” your wife teases, walking up and sliding up under your right arm. You hold her close appreciatively, and the two of you turn back to the commander. “Now, as for your Demon King General problem, we'll handle her tomorrow.”
“Absolutely, allow me to direct you to our best rooms.” the commander replies, turning on a heel and leading you both into the castle proper. The rest of the problems can wait until tomorrow, but for now you've earned some rest and quiet time alone with your beautiful wife.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 177 Intermission End-