>>6288306Questions come down like raindrops: does this Toppel chick work for Trier? Can you take this <span class="mu-r">PROJECT F</span> in a fight? Why is she even putting out ads to get folks to fight it!? Are you even supposed to BE here?!
You can navigate this, you think as you steady yourself with a deep breath, just… just gotta take things one step at a time! Priority one: rein in Rezzie! Turning your attention to the feisty fiend, you lock eyes with the demon and send a reassuring nod her way–no need to worry, you think as if she could read your mind, you’ve got th-
“Wrong person, idiot,” Blurts out Rezalith with the subtlety of a DJ at a funeral, “<span class="mu-i">I’m</span> gonna fight your lame invention, not <span class="mu-i">Noodle-Neck</span> here!”
<span class="mu-i">Rez</span>, you hiss through clenched teeth, <span class="mu-i">don’t-</span>
“Oh!” Blinks the Conjurer, “Is that right?”
<span class="mu-i">NO</span>, you whine to yourself as your neck goes slick with sweat and your hands ball into fists at your sides, this isn-
<span class="mu-r">REZZIE QUEST!</span>
Please… <span class="mu-i">please</span>, no…
https://youtu.be/gW8ChH1VLL0<span class="mu-r">REZZIE QUEST! That’s right, virgins we’re BACK and we’re putting this boring-ass quest back on track! AnTARD’s doing that thing where he gets all sputtery and sweaty again, so you do what any good FRIEND would do and take over the situation!
That’s right it’s RIGHT, you sneer as you help yourself to some more of that nice tea, you’re the one who’ll be taking the beast’s head today! Rather easily, you might add! The mage gives you an appraising, and kinda disconcerting, look.
“Huh! Well I certainly don’t mind! Ya’ look a little different than I expected… and are also female, I think, but that’s fine! This is all totally fine!”
A wry grin forms on the Moronmancer’s stupid face. “The question is… can you <span class="mu-i">FIGHT?</span>”
You’ve got a mind to fight her right here and now, but you can already predict how THAT’LL go:
‘<span class="mu-i">Boohoo! I’m Anton and I have to TALK to EVERYONE! Assertiveness makes me cry! Where’s my furball safety blanket?! BoooOOoohoooo~</span>’
Nope, can’t have that. The question is, HOW do you convince this worm you can fight, hm?
>Throw Anton around! He can take it!>Bully Anton!>Break some furniture!>Attack the mage!>Boast about your many, MANY exploits!>Write-In (And it’d better be GOOD, morons, or I’ll KNOW!)</span> 