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>O and T2, B-Corp Agent: T2 to wear Old-Fashioned Boots. Observe the Agent.
You've decided to try doing something a bit different this time. You'll have Employee T2 as the hidden, hopefully sneaky android...and Employee O as the more obvious one. Maybe it'll throw her off.
Employee T2 tries her best to blend with Employee O's shadow. The Agent has gotten up from her seat at the BBQ, ready to wander around your facility yet again.
Your two employees trail after her to make sure she doesn't get too far. As you always say, never trust a human to do a robot's job.
Hm. C-0RA's oddly silent. Guess she's really getting into the Administrator role. You check up on her and...she has a wide eyed smile on it. She's been waiting ages to fiddle around with the console
>S2, Oasis experiment. He needs to know Admin wanted this to help him on his way to NEO. He'll know why the moment he uses it. Also, puppet scarf.
Employee S2 vacantly examines the sandstone cloak as if he's completely bewildered at why you're giving him this. "? WHY IS THIS [Hot and Ready] DEAL GIVEN TO ME? I [Honor and Respect] THE GIFT! BUT. BUT."
"THE [Sweet Taste of] NEO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!"
Employee S2 puts it on regardless. The cloak quickly rises him up into the air. The android's eyes nearly widen to the size of dinner plates when he realizes what's going on.
"ADMIN...THIS IS. THIS IS. WOW, [A sucker is born every minute] AFTER ALL! MAMA, WATCH ME [Fly]!" Employee S2 zips around Secure Storage like he was overclocked by an incompetent Scrapper. He damn near smashed her head against the walls at least a dozen times before he managed to reel himself back in.
"NOW!" He wraps the scarf around his neck like a long lost friend. "WITH 3x the [Sand] POWER! 2x the [Fire] POWER! AND BEST OF ALL! A [Snark]! SPAMTON...hm." He pauses, cupping his hand around his ear. As if he's listening for something.
<span class="mu-i">Pull your strings and slice them off.</span>
<span class="mu-i">Finally free yourself from the twisted, forced path you have been stuck on.</span>
<span class="mu-i">Let yourself taste heaven. Fly, fly, fly!</span>
"...ah. it seems like everything comes at a price." Employee S2's voice has lost all of the salesman charm it had. "would I not be listening to just yet another puppeteer if I followed you?"
<span class="mu-i">No! I can free you, unbind you from all that holds you back!</span>
"WELL SORRY, [Sissy]!" His voice instantly swerves to the disgustingly upbeat candor it normally has. Employee S2 lowers to the floor. Employee S2 flashes a smile towards the camera before removing the coat and leaving.
>PARADIGM aspect revealed!
>CYNICAL (Mental Protection++ from all other sources, prolonged exposure will tempt the user to act upon the PARADIGM's whims.)
Real, real defensive (with some offense) option from what it seems like. Though it has a real chance of backfiring if you're not careful with it. He didn't seem to have much to say about the scarf. Maybe that's not much to it.
