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You’ll say one thing about Rivka–she might be harder to kill than a cockroach with nine lives, but she <span class="mu-i">loves</span> to gloat…
So much so that the scientist doesn’t notice Pepper drawing a bead on her again…
“You can’t beat me, Crash! You may have blundered through my braindead pets through sheer luck and pluck, but besting <span class="mu-i">ME</span> will require <span class="mu-i">far</span> more than tha-”
Not keen on listening to another monologue, you cut things short by drawing your <span class="mu-s">BUBBLE BATH MIX</span> like a cowboy’s revolver and flinging it at her flapping gums! She wants to throw bottles!? <span class="mu-i">YOU’LL THROW BOTTLES!</span>
The timing couldn’t have been more perfect! Already making a show of dodging Pepper’s <span class="mu-s">GRENADE</span> with a cocky laugh, the mad doctor is completely flatfooted by your sudden bubble barrage! Crashing against her face in a frothy and fun-filled cluster of multicolored bubbles, the bottle’s remains tumble to her feet along with some of the mixture, turning the candy-coated ground into a slip-n-slide!
As Rivka struggles to maintain her footing, you leap to your feet and tackle her to the ground! Sliding around like a runaway soap bar, the two of you exchange blows like they were going outta’ style! Trading punches as you slip and slide away, your previous pelvic trauma keeps you from being, well, <span class="mu-i">caught off-guard</span> by straddling the scientist! Batting away her <span class="mu-s">SHOCKING GRASP</span>, you wrap your arms around Rivka and lift her skywards!
“You call.. Ngh… you call <span class="mu-i">this</span> fighting?!” She snarls as she leans back in your grasp! “I’m <span class="mu-r">CANADIAN</span>, you <span class="mu-s">WORM!</span> <span class="mu-r">ICE HOCKEY</span> <span class="mu-s">MOLDED ME!</span>”
Bringing her head crashing towards yours, you meet her halfway with your own forehead! Crashing together like two mighty waves, it’s the scientist that falters first–and her moment of weakness is enough for you to spin her around before slamming her back onto the mound of jawbreakers!
Dazed by the impact, Rivka barely struggles when you lift her again… until she wraps her legs around your waist and flips backwards with you in tow! Landing into a handstand, she uses her powerful thighs to bring you crashing towards the ground headfirst!
You can reverse this, though! Master Laika’s <span class="mu-i">definitely</span> taught you how, you just need to remember the move!
>ROLL 1d100-1 (+10 COMBAT BONUS, -2 MY NAAARDS, -2 DROWSY, DIZZY RIVKA, -7 RIVKA GENES) TO REVERSE THE FLIP-SLAM! BEST OF 3!
