>>5299809Based if it won't disqualify us. I can hear Leman's storytelling now.
>You should have been there when I challenged my brother, the Dragon. While I pulled the meat with my bare hands and chewed the scraps clean off the bone, he tore into the feast flesh with razor talons and devoured with jaws of steel, crunching even the bones till naught was left behind. And when I challenged him to drink, when our bellies grew fat and full of ale and we belched, fire erupted from his mouth and emptied his belly to drink anew. In a contest of consumption, a man cannot not best a hungry Dragon. But I could certainly fight one. 