>>5249503“But… but since we’re sharing…” Sighs a slightly-calmer Tory as you peek over the guardrail at Thelonious, “I uh… I just wanted to say that… and I really hope this doesn’t make you feel awkward, Dingo,”
Not at all, you reply, lining up your nozzle with the cat’s malformed body. Just a little to the left….
“Dat’s yer’ right, cupcake.”
Whoops.
“I uh… I just wanted to say that… well… I love you guys.”
Flicking the power switch back on, you send Darwin’s screaming skull flying like a marsh-dwelling missile towards Thelonious’ stunned form!
“I know, I KNOW!” Tory interrupts, clearly taking Darwin’s terrified howl as something else entirely, “You guys don’t have to feel the same way, but… but after all of those adventures we’ve had since King died, like the New Pack Leader Arc, that training we did up in the woods, the beach episode-gee, I still miss Harriet…”
Like the last one, your shot goes wild–rather than hitting Thelonious in the chest, you send Darwin’s naturally projectile-shaped skull drilling directly into his counterpart’s, reducing both of their craniums to dust in the process!
https://youtu.be/9FHw2aItRlw“Fine, you BABIES,” Tory snaps, not noticing Thelonious tumbling over the side of the boat either, “That’s the last time I share anything with YOU TWO, that’s for sure! GOB!”
If only he knew how right he was… Filling the silence by humming a jaunty tune, Tory’s none the wiser as you descend the stairs to give your pals an air high-five!
“I’m STILL gonna think about that TATTOO, though!” Tory adds as you contemplate how to end this. “And don’t think you’re off the hook either, Dingo and Dinga!”
He hasn’t got a clue, has he? How do you finish things here?
>SHAKE THE GLAMOUR OFF AND MAKE AN ENTRANCE!>IF IT AIN’T BROKE, DON’T FLICK IT! BACKUUM THIS TURKEY!>CARVE HIM UP WITH YOUR PALS, BUT LEAVE THE SKULL!>LET HIM BAKE FOR A BIT… LET TORY DISCOVER YOU!>LET ONE OF YOUR PALS COOK THIS TURKEY! (WHO?)>WRITE-IN! 