>>5646865>>5646963>>5646964>Take a minute to listen at the door.Play it cool, guy. No need to rush things now. Sure there's a masquerade full of debauchery most Imps could only fantasize about open to you and your lady friend, but you can't really enjoy it if you're a mess of pulp in the Dreg Heap now can you? Don't answer that.
"The men have been training and preparing for what feels like months now. They hunger for battle, for conquest, for glory, and so do I! Why are we still sitting here behind our walls like a bunch of cowardly skirt-wearers?!"
"Cowardly? Need I remind you who it was that civilized your pathetic people, you bloodthirsty barbarian? The men will wait for the right opportunity, not trapse around like naked animals as you two are so keen to do."
"The both of you are insufferable. Neither your tactics nor your bloodlust will give us the opportunity we need. Only the magics of this land and its spirits will grant me the power I so richly deserve."
"What you deserve is a smack across the mouth and a gag to shut it. Keep your infernal tricks to yourself lest you burn us all in the flames alongside you."
"I've half a mind to throw you both in those flames myself! Either we make terms here and now, or I take the men with strength and spines and leave you with the whelps and cowards!"
"Half a mind is all you have. You'll take the brutes to get themselves killed or enslaved just like you did in life. Those wise enough to know better will follow me."
The bickering continues, seemingly going nowhere at all without a little outside influencing. Thankfully, it sounds like just the three of them in there. Sure two on three isn't the best of odds, but they didn't count of your equalizer...
>Your sweet GUN! Barge in there and pop a few into the ceiling to really give 'em something to piss their pants, or skirts, or nothing, over!>Your lovely lady JUBILEE! A named demon making her grand entrance is a surefire way to get measly sinners to drop to their knees and beg for mercy!>Pure, unadulterated IMPISH ARROGANCE! You might be small, expendable, and kind of a pest, but your force of will is not something to be trifled with!>Write-in 