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Planet Blubbier was a frozen hellhole in the middle of space, extremely distanced from its yellow dwarf star. Yet, on its surface was the most fantastic winter wonderland imaginable. It was covered in a thick sheet of snow, basically every inch of the planet was blanketed in white, over its small bodies of water, the mountains and more. It would take something truly tremendous to dig down deep enough through the inches of snow to find the actual ground.
Something like a crash landing might suffice.
<span class="mu-s">"BWWWWAAAAHAAAAAAARH!"</span>
<span class="mu-i">BOOM!</span>
The crater that Beerus found himself embedded into after Whis arrived managed to not only locate the ground, but bore into it deeper.
<span class="mu-i">"Arrived at Planet Blubbier, Lord Beerus."</span>
<span class="mu-s">"D-Did you really have to land that hard?!"</span>
<span class="mu-i">"You did say to go faster, my Lord."</span>
<span class="mu-s">"Don't chastise me! Ugh! Whatever! Let's get this over with."</span>
Beerus hopped out of his crater and took a look around. For miles and miles and miles, he saw only snow, snowy mountains, and clouds making up a thick white sky.
<span class="mu-s">"...Whis, I think we have the wrong planet."</span>
<span class="mu-i">"Fret not, this is the right one."</span>
<span class="mu-s">"There is no way this frigid snowball could hope to sustain life."</span>
"Hmmmmmm?"
<span class="mu-i">"Hm. Can't it now?"</span>
What looked like a massive ball of snow in front of Lord Beerus suddenly began to shift. It stood up high. A tall and burly creature covered in a huge coat of fur with blue skin. The massive, and rather curious and cowardly looking thing just blinked at the God of Destruction. Atop its head... a red jingling hat.
<span class="mu-s">"Are you the leader of this planet?"</span>
"Hmm! Hmhmhmm... Hmm hmmm. Hm! Hmhm hm hm hm hmmm mmm hmph, hm hm hm, hm, mmm." It moaned out under its beard, touching both indexes together and tapping them.
<span class="mu-s">"...Can you not speak anything coherent?"</span>
"Hm hm! Hmm! Hm hm hm! Mmm hmm hmm hmm, hm hm hhhhhhh."
<span class="mu-s">"Alright, I'm destroying this place now."</span>
"MMMMNMMM!! NNNMMMM! NMNNN!" The thing began shaking its head.
<span class="mu-s">"Oh so you understand me but not the other way around! Great!"</span>
<span class="mu-i">"He said he would very much not like that."</span>
<span class="mu-s">"Right, I forget you're omnilingual, Whis.... translate for me."</span>
"Hm hm hmm hm, hmmm, mmmmmm! Mhmmm. MMMMM MMM MMMM! Hmhmhm, hmhmhm! Hm hmm, mmmmhmmmmmm."
<span class="mu-i">"We are the timid Blubbierans and we are not particularly brave. But we're ready to do all we can to save our cold haven among the stars. We've prepared our best frozen foods for you. Mmmm mmm mmm! It's delicious!"</span>
