>>5389000Still convinced it’s the ruler of the skies, the BONE DRAGON tears through the cloud of skulls and homes in on you with murderous intent burning in its glowing red eyes!
“He looks hungry, Stan!” Shouts Ly as you scoop up some more skulls. Good, you fire back, because you’ve got plenty to go around! Sending a heaping serving of skulls and fireballs in the dragon’s direction, you blink in disbelief as it shrugs off the small explosions like raindrops as it dives towards you with open jaws!
Hanging a left, the chopper gets out of the way just in time to avoid becoming a snack, but as you watch the dragon continue to hang onto your tail, a devious plan forms in your head–one that puts your BACKUUM into overtime!
Dipping and weaving through the magical fireworks show around you, Pete gives you plenty of ammunition to work with–scooping up fireball after fireball, you can almost feel the heat inside your backpack as you keep sucking them up! Now THAT’S what you call comfort!
As the old pilot mows down even more skulls daring to intercept you two, you parry a few yourself with a series of well-timed kicks! Feeling your back start to sting from the burning projectiles housed inside the tank, you fire an EYE LASER at the dragon’s big, dumb face to get his attention again! That’s right, asshole, you roar as you flip him the bird, I’m talkin’ to YOU!
The beast rushes towards you with a bone-shaking roar as a geyser of flames erupts from its mouth! While Pete dips the chopper to the side, you take your chance and run with it: flipping the switch to ‘BLOW’ once more, you send all the contents of your BACKUUM flying towards the dragon’s open mouth, and by the time the medieval monstrosity figures out what’s happening, it’s too late!
Empowered by the flames, the fireballs coalesce into one giant fireball before disappearing down the beast’s gullet! With one last rumble from its stomach, the dragon EXPLODES into a massive conflagration that reduces most of the remaining skulls to ash!
“Now dat’s what I call heartburn!” Ly laughs as Pete cheers from the cockpit!
… OOOhhh, you mutter, he was making a JOKE when he said this would suck! You get it now!
>CONTD. 