Rolled 95, 9, 39, 44, 86, 77, 55, 31, 87, 80, 7 = 610 (11d100)
>>5677945Alright, time to stop fucking around and about and in circular fashion, too. I'm sure you've noticed Terminus has been low on art recently, it is because our main concept artist was eaten by a Venutian sand crocodile and everyone else is dying from dehydration while furiously overcorrecting their artwork to make it as perfect as our products. However, due to our reviews on Velp reaching a skydiving status, we will be releasing one artwork forcibly, against the will of its creator. It is important to us that you leave a rating.
>Sensory & HQShip dataThe ship shield will be online yesterday, faxxing it to R&D department right now. But there is a STRANGE tower, you say? We should investigate immediately.
>Sending Exterminus with the based cubic biplane (Mk2) to investigate>DaughtersWell well well, they're making more progress than they did with our dusty ol' Boomer. This works! Once they get back, they will find their new toys re-armed, re-armored, tricked-out and ready to use. Given their ability to handle plasma weapons in general, we expect good results even with poor CHAOS.Factor
>Rearm Daughters with Handheld Plasma Multitool (HPM) >Make some of their female colleagues (new gen Troopers) give them hints on using HPM at range (even if it's short), to weld enemy's crotch to the steel wall of the closest piece of brutalist architecture without getting too close>>5677977>Robot PartsPerfect! We've just had a talk about our horrid working conditions from the R&D team, and this looks like just the solution. But first!
>Remind our beloved Boomers of the untimely, horrific demise their compatriots (tragically) suffered as a result of exploding COMPANY PROPERTY, so they are more careful around COMPANY PROPERTY in the future>Use the robot pieces to create transport/construction robots>Roll for goodness of their AISo that R&D can R&D and Troopers can Troop without having to double as construction workers. Moving on, moving on...
>The PillThis... it looks much less futuristic up-close, you know what I mean. Paint it whiter, install slidey doors and then we can see what's inside of this cloning facility in detail
>Check the overall equipment's state>Check compatibility with current Terminus" units>Macabre Production LineChromed skeletons. These things are getting out of hand... and I mean in a good way! Look here:
>Use the chromed skeletons as objects of cultural importance, to remind our very smart and beloved employees to not destroy COMPANY PROPERTYMostly Boomers <3. Still, this is a gorgeous room (if you have a morbid sense of beauty). Even our beloved CEO has come down here personally and said: "[Heed my words, this is what hell looks like]".
We should continue working on this place. Fix broken skeletons, make the production line machines look less shitty, install moody lights
>See if this improves morale>The main engineer's will to live after we turn production line into an artpiece 